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Sunday Aug, 31 2008

Yesterday the fathers of Home Base focused on working out all of the glitches and perfecting the worlds greatest tailgate party.  Rip off generator that leaks gas... no problem.  Direct TV doesn't want to find a signal.... no problem.  Bathrooms locked... no problem.

Much like the Buckeyes on the field, Home Base tinkered with some of the bells and whistles of a well oiled machine, not exposing too much, but at the same time letting the world know that we are a force to be reckoned with. 

With some power borrowed from a neighboring tailgate, Home Base warmed up the worlds loudest tailgate speakers, got the satellite working, and fired up some hickory smoked baby back ribs with some home made BBQ sauce.

All this glam was not just for show though.  The new set up was backed up by Home Base's solid foundation: drunken debauchery. 

Good ole fashioned Coors Light, in honor of the Silver Bullet Defense was this week's beer of choice for THAT GUY candidate  Dale Jr. aka, Craig Krenzel, aka, Frogger, aka Brian Cardinal.  Dale walks away as a front runner showing the skills that make him a Home Base legend.  At one point, he took a good swig of some wack mixed drink, followed up by a wee little sip of some Red Bull, immediately followed by a full 24 oz Coors Light chug without spilling a single drop.  In rare form, 10 minutes later, he put Beer Baron to shame in another chugging contest victory.  Dale, today we dedicate our hangovers to you.

With a performance that truely paralleled that on the field, Home Base walked away with a major injury to report.  Beanie Wells and the Home Base Generator may be out of commission for next week's game.  Many thanks to the Koos family for allowing the gasoline soaked generator in their brand new car.  Nothing adds character to that new car smell like the smell of gasoline.  Yummy!  If anyone with a mechanical mind would like to take a crack at fixing our generator, please let us know.  A free fixin will be rewarded with free food and drink at all future tailgates.